Learning By The Way

My new Simple Shoes came in the mail today. Everyone should love my new shoes because:
1. They are chocolate colored. Chocolate is wonderful!
2. The soles are made out of used tires and the uppers are environmentally friendly, too. All shoes should be this friendly.
3. They resist the temptation to be trendy or decorative. Ugly is part of their attraction!
4. They are comfortable and fit me. This is hard for a shoe to do with my W-I-D-E feet, and they should be admired for this.
5. There is a gratuitous cute baby image in my new shoes photo.

In addition to all this, they were deeply discounted, with free shipping. Aren’t my new shoes grand?