Yarn Monster

Raquel’s yarn collection had started getting a bit out of hand. At first, it seemed content to stay in its own crocheted bag in her room. But then - it started grabbing and tangling with yarn in adjoining bags. From there, it is just a small step to skeining its way laboriously down the stairs, searching for more prey…

This fiberly monster preys on the weakest and smallest it can find, and soon attempts to wind an unsuspecting victim into its foul clutches.

However, this child, though tender in years, is not as easy a catch as the monster hoped. “Die, Cowardly Yarn Fiend! Your tangled fibers are no match for me!” The Yarn Monster is vanquished forever, unless this blog post turns out to be a phenomenal moneymaker, and the Monster must be resurrected for an even more badly written sequel.

The End

One Response to “Yarn Monster”

  1. MacAvram Says:

    Maybe a whole series of stories culminating in “The Return of the Revenge of the Bride of the Son of the Yarn Monster”?

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